We would like to state that this particular NOT FOR PROFIT fan created film
editing project is intended ONLY for those very unfortunate fans that do not
have access or the necessary skills to achieve a "Fan Edit/Synchronization" and
should be only be used for private home viewing, research or educational
purposes; please do not support piracy, you must own/purchase an official DVD to
protect your license. This DVD should be freely distributed via trade or
download among legitimate owners of the official DVD and never sold for profit.
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCEROR'S STONE
"Wizard People, Dear Readers"
ThePirateBay.org Release Edition
Type................: DVD Movie
Platform............: VIDEO_TS & DVD-Rom Folder
Burn Tested.........: Yes
Video Format........: DVD/VOB/MPEG2/16:9/NTSC
Audio Format........: Dolby Digital 5.1 (448 Kbps)/Dolby 2.0 (192 Kbps)
Runtime.............: 2 hr 32 min 21 sec
Size................: 4.35 GB SL
Genre...............: Fan Produced Fan Edit/Synchronization
Creator Catalog.....: BLAX32
Disc Creator[s].....: ANGRYSVN Productions
Release Group.......: Blaksvn-Torrentz
Warner Brothers DVD (Catalog # 22467)
U.S. Retail Soundtrack CD (Catalog # 83491)
Internet Downloaded Synchronicity MP3 Spoof by BRAD NEELY (illegal-art.org)
//Featured Fan Edited Film//
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCEROR'S STONE
"Wizard People, Dear Readers"
I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am HARRY FUCKING POTTER!
- Harry Potter
"Imagine a grizzled, intense poet hired by mistake to record a cigarette-scarred
book-on-tape of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone without
having actually read it before. And imagine that instead of reciting from it at
the recording session; he simply watches the ultra-faithful Chris Columbus
screen adaptation with the sound off, improvising a blow-by-blow rant on what he
sees, what he wants to see, and what he knows he can't see."
- SPENCER PARSONS
"Wizard People, Dear Readers" is an alternative and unauthorized re-envisioning
of the book/film "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"; in which the film's
original soundtrack is replaced with a much darker comic narration created by
Creased Comics author Brad Neely. Mr. Neely's unique use of outrageous plot,
insane characters and themes interlaced with his own brand of subversive humor
has been called a "new art form" by the New York Times. It is best described as
the infusion of dissident subtext into a pop-culture phenomenon creating a
suspension of art and reality.
This completely unauthorized DVD synchronization project was created without the
knowledge or consent of either Mr. Neely or the original copyright holders and
includes an all new musical soundtrack remixed along with the original internet
downloaded "Wizard People" MP3 files.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Dark Side of the Potterverse…
Posted by............: Rikter Blaksvn
Date Posted..........: 05-23-06
In this torrent you'll find
1 - VIDEO_TS folder that's all set to burn!
2 - DVD features a DVD-Rom folder with NFO and Cover
3 - This NFO file PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE!!
4 - Custom ThePirateBay.org Release Edition DVD Cover by Blaksvn!
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selling copies for $50!
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If you bought this DVD for more than $10 you've been duped, suckered and
hoodwinked. This DVD was intended to be distributed within the DVD trading
community for FREE or just the cost of a blank DVD and shipping.
I do not want anyone to feel that I'm attempting to exploit these wonderful
works. I just want to share these with other fans and at the same time keep the
Trading Universe Alive and free of hooligans!
Smackin' down the forces of the Darkside.
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//SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION or the Angrysvn Productions Release List//
The Angrysvn STAR WARS Releases
BLAK0001: The Star Wars Holiday Special - KCMO
BLAK0002: RETIRED/ PLEASE buy the official DVD!!- The Ewok Adventure LD
BLAK0003: RETIRED/ PLEASE buy the official DVD!!- The Battle for Endor LD
BLAK0004: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO
BLAK0005: Tremors in the Force: Volume One - Fan Film Collection
BLAK0006: Tremors in the Force: Volume Two - Fan Film Collection
BLAK0007: RETIRED/ PLEASE buy the official DVD!!- Clone Wars Volume I - Disc 1
BLAK0008: RETIRED/ PLEASE buy the official DVD!!- Clone Wars Volume I - Disc 2
BLAK0009: The 1975 Casting Auditions
BLAK0010: Star Wars: Classic Kenner Commercials
BLAK0011: 60 Minutes - 3/28/99: “Ep. I” Segment - T.P. Archives Transfer
BLAK0012: The Oprah Winfrey Show Special - 1997 - T.P. Archives Transfer
BLAK0013: The Charlie Rose Show with George Lucas 9/9/04
BLAK0014: PBS’s The Mythology of Star Wars
BLAK0015: The 1979 Sesame Street Workprints
BLAK0016: The Forgotten Scenes - Ark Impressions Release/Angrysvn Re-Release
BLAK0017: The Making of Star Wars 1977 & SP FX: ESB - 1980
BLAK0018: Classic Creatures 1983 & From Star Wars to Jedi 1983
BLAK0019: The Star Wars Holiday Special - KCCI Version
BLAK0020: VH1’s: When Star Wars Ruled the World - 9/18/04
BLAK0021: 60 Minutes "Star Wars Goes to Hell” - 3/13/05
BLAK0022: RETIRED - Star Wars: Clone Wars Volume II
BLAK0023: The Phantom Edit 1.1 - By the Phantom Editor
BLAK0024: The Trial of Han Solo - A Fan Film - (conversion + menu only)
BLAK0025: Ebert & Roeper: The ROTS Reviews - 5/14/05 and 5/28/05
BLAK0026: G4TV’s Icons: The Star Wars Games - 5/12/05: Episode #5005
BLAK0027: Encore’s The Directors: The Films of George Lucas 4/3/03
BLAK0028: G4TV’s Filter: Best Star Wars Characters - 5/16/05: Episode #5013
BLAK0029: E TV’s Behind the Scenes: Revenge of the Sith Special
BLAK0030: Science of Star Wars: Man and Machines
BLAK0031: Science of Star Wars: Space Cowboys
BLAK0032: Science of Star Wars: War, Weapons and the Force
BLAK0033: Science of Star Wars / Animal Icons: Star Wars Creatures
BLAK0034: AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to George Lucas
BLAK0035: A Tribute to George Lucas from 10th Anniversary Convention 1987
BLAK0036: MTV’s TRL: The Star Wars Special
BLAK0037: G4TV’s Cinematech: Star Wars Cinematech - 5/11/05: Episode #5034
BLAK0038: Access Hollywood: Revenge of the Sith Specials - 5/13/05 and 5/15/05
BLAK0039: G4TV’s Electric Playground: Star Wars Celebration - Episode #1404
BLAK0040: The Ultimate Star Wars OT Swag DVD - Summer 2005
BLAK0041: STAR WARS: The NTSC Laserdisc Transfers Demonstration DVD
BLAK0042: PBS’s George Lucas: Heroes, Myths and Magic
BLAK0043: IN PRODUCTION - The Holiday Special ****
BLAK0044: G4TV’s X-Play: 5/23/05: Episode #5052
BLAK0045: G4TV’s Judgment Day: 6/13/05: Episode #5023
BLAK0046: The Ultimate Star Wars Swag DVD - Winter 2005
BLAK0047: STAR WARS - Special Widescreen Edition (LD Transfer)
BLAK0048: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - Special Widescreen Edition (LD Transfer)
BLAK0049: RETURN OF THE JEDI - Special Widescreen Edition (LD Transfer)
BLAK0050: STAR WARS - Special Widescreen Edition "Corrected" (LD Transfer)
BLAK0051: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Japanese LD transfer)
BLAK0052: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Japanese LD transfer without subtitles)
BLAK0053: G4TV's Attack of the Show: Attack of the Sith! Episode #5218
BLAK0054: The Star Wars Holiday Special - WCBS Version
The NON-Star Wars Angrysvn Releases
BLAX01: RETIRED/ PLEASE buy the official DVD!! BATMAN BEYOND: Complete series
BLAX02: The Birds of Prey - The Complete Series
BLAX03: Halloween: The Television Cut
BLAX04: Halloween II: The Television Cut
BLAX05: Halloween II: The Ultimate Cut - Fan Edit
BLAX06: Halloween VI: The Television Cut
BLAX07: Halloween VII: The Revenge of Laurie Strode - The Workprint
BLAX08: Halloween VIII: The Homecoming - The Workprint Screener
BLAX09: Halloween: The 2000 Convention Anthology
BLAX10: Halloween: The Fan Film Collection
BLAX12: Roger Corman’s: The Fantastic Four - Unreleased film
BLAX13: THX 1138: The Original Version
BLAX14: WATCH THE SKIES!
BLAX15: On Leathery Wings: Volume I “Batman/DC” Universe Fan Films
BLAX16: Superman: The Movie - The International Salkind Cut (NON-Composite)
BLAX17: Superman III: The Salkind Extended Television Version
BLAX18: Superman IV - The Salkind International Version
BLAX19: The Making of Superman I, II and III
BLAX20: Blade Runner: The International Cut - Criterion Laserdisc
BLAX21: Kill Bill: Volume One - The Japan Cut
BLAX22: Great Adventures & Their Quests: The Making of the Last Crusade
BLAX23: The Cure in Orange
BLAX24: On the Edge of Blade Runner
BLAX25: Star Trek: The Alternate Pilot - “Where No Man Has Gone Before”
BLAX26: Close Encounters of the Third Kind: The S.E. "Goodtimes VHS"
BLAX27: It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's Superman! - The Musical
BLAX28: Blade Runner: The Broadcast Version
BLAX29: Close Encounters of the Third Kind: The S.E. "Columbia LD"
BLAX30: Matinee: Letterboxed Edition
BLAX31: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn - The Television Cut
BLAX32: Harry Potter: Wizard People, Dear Readers (fan edit/sync)
BLAX33: Harry Potter I - ABC Television Edit
Thanks to those that made this shared DVD/Torrent possible!
My Wife and Spookies and Los Hermonos Blaksvn (Lord Shadow, Johnny Nuke, ZCrumb
& Trey), Crappy Logo Productions, Psycho Davy, MeBeJedi, Dark Jedi, ADigitalMan,
MagnoliaFan, FanFiltration, BitTorrent Technology ner ner nah ner nert... the
Hoobie Doobie and a special extra thanks to all the members at The
OriginalTrilogy.com and those that have donated to help save my bandwidth & J.K.
Rowling for creating the magically wonderful world of Harry Potter.
SPECIAL THANKS to the Blaksvn Seeder Team - Bwlag, Devilman1369 & Taolar
And of course... ThePirateBay.org for making these torrents possible!
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