Richie Twat and Eddie Ndingumbaba are running the nastiest, smelliest, most squalid hotel in the world and things aren\'t going to plan. They aren\'t making any money. The illigal immigrant Chef\'s has eaten all the food and most of the guests have left without paying!
But things seem better when the Nice family arrives. Mum, Dad and kids are hoping for a peaceful fun holiday but get more than they bargained for! Things start to hot up when Richie finds some exotic underwear and gets trapped in an oven! And then the arrival of sexy Italian movie star Gina Crabonara soon has them planning how to win her heart!
Sadly for the guys, Gina\'s jilted and slightly psychotic fiancee is in hot persuit! Can they persuade Gina he\'s not right for her? There\'s also something decidedly iffy about the fish Richie finds on the road to serve to the guests for tea!
With guests vomiting and violent Gino coming after them, Richie and Eddie are going to need a miracle to escape in one piece!
Cast (Cast overview, first billed only)
Rik Mayall ... Richard Twat
Adrian Edmondson ... Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba
Vincent Cassel ... Gino Bolognese
Hélène Mahieu ... Gina Carbonara
Bill Nighy ... Mr Johnson
Simon Pegg ... Mr Nice
Fenella Fielding ... Mrs Foxfur
Lisa Palfrey ... Mrs Nice
Kate Ashfield ... Mrs Hardy
Steve O\'Donnell ... Chef
Charles Cartmell ... Newscaster
Paul Garcia ... Screen lover
Sophia Myles ... Saucy wood nymph
Emma Pierson ... Saucy wood nymph
Anna Madeley ... Saucy wood nymph
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