THE CAT aka DON'T STROKE THE PUSS aka THE 1000 YEARS CAT aka LO MAAU
Hong Kong 1992, Lam Ngai Kai (STORY OF RICKY, HER VENGEANCE, THE SEVENTH CURSE, etc.)
85 Mins, (Adult material, Parental guidance recommended, contains large amounts of violence and gore in addition to explicit language and adult situations)
Cantonese with hardcoded English subs.
Writer and adventurer Wisely gets involved when a cat from outer space wreaks havoc. But the cat and it's human friends, a young girl and an old man, are really on earth to chase a killer from space! This "star killer" possesses people and finally turns itself into a giant slimy monster. Now it's up to Wisely and the strange cat to save earth from mortal danger...
This is a must-have for fans of strange movies.
From the team that brought us the outrageous prison drama STORY OF RICKY comes an equally bizarre science-fiction movie.
A stupendous smörgåsbord of crappy gore!
Hardcore splatter mixes uneasily with naive fantasy.
Imaginative special effects and huge amounts of gore make for a movie that would be great to watch while you are incredibly stoned.
Filename: Lo maau (CANT., ENGL. SUB) X.264 MP3 AVI -FSC's Tairo is AN IDIOT-.avi
Filesize: 899973120 Bytes (858,28 MB)
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Color Depth: 24 bits
Running Time: 5072,07 s (1h 24m 32s)
Framerate: 23,9760 fps
Microseconds Per Frame: 41708 ms
Keyframes: 825 (Every 147)
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Sample Rate: 48000 Hz
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"FSC's Tairo is AN IDIOT" greetz...
MIAU, PENISCILIN, CINTA, I LUV ASIAN PUSSY, EL CAPITANO NIHILISMO, SICKREGRET, BEOL, WIFEBEATER, CAT III MAN n' all other honest lads who uphold the burnin' flame of NIHILISM!!!
Oi! n' DON'T FORGET YER DAILY BEER INTAKE.