Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny hop from the tube to the PC in this mischief-filled game
You'll have the daunting task of saving South Park from a comet heading straight
for South Park.
In a bit of humor that is typical of the South Park series, the comet is
visible only every 666 years.
Defense comes via an arsenal of weapons that includes sniper chickens,
cow launchers, snowballs (white and yellow), and Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo,
who leaves a trail of you-know-what.
Among the enemies, which change with each of the game's five episodes,
are loud-mouthed turkeys that pop from the butts of larger turkeys,
as well as mutant clones.
South Park's five episodes are broken into sublevels and are introduced by
familiar characters, such as Chef. Of course, this game is filled with warped
and off-color humor.
For example, a fart sound denotes toggling between menu choices and a tally for
quantity of helpless animals killed.
You weren't expecting this game to be politically correct, were you?