Remember the last time you went "aaah" when watching EastEnders? No, me neither, but last night's episode, which ended with Minty chasing after a departing bus and asking one of its oddly dressed passengers to marry him, was one such occasion. Depending on her answer (because, yes, it was a woman despite some wicked suggestions from viewers that Minty and Garry should come out of the closet and book a civil partnership ceremony), we could be seeing the first genuinely happy wedding in Albert Square for . . . well, maybe ever. First, though, Minty's got some explaining to do, not least to Garry, who obviously can't figure out what's going on and whispers to his best mate: "It's not too late, you know." I'm afraid it is for you, Garry.