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Comic Relief 2009
On: BBC 1 (101)
Date: Friday 13th March 2009
Stars come together to raise money for charity on Red Nose Day.
Time: 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM
The night begins with David Tennant and Davina McCall,
*Harry Hill TV Burp special,
*The Saturdays performing their Comic Relief single,
*An alien Ronnie Corbett landing himself in a Sarah Jane Adventure.
*David and Davina go head-to-head in a special edition of Mastermind,
*The kids in Outnumbered outsmart the adults doing something funny for money,
*Let's Dance for Comic Relief.
*Enfield and Whitehouse turning the tables on the actual Dragons as Harry and Paul do Dragon's Den.
*The cast of the new Harry Potter film meet young fundraisers
*Legendary Annie Lennox
Time: 9:00 PM to 10:00 PM
Jonathan Ross and Claudia Winkleman introduce:
*The last ever French and Saunders film spoof as Dawn and Jennifer hoof their way through part one of their Mamma Mia! parody, with Sienna Miller, Joanna Lumley and Matt Lucas among stars falling over themselves to get in on the act.
*Catherine Tate turns the tables on Little Britain's computer girl Carol Beer,
*Ant and Dec go back to their Geordie roots.
*Cheryl Cole and Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud, Gary Barlow, Alesha Dixon, Chris Moyles, Denise Van Outen, Fearne Cotton and Ben Shephard hot-foot it back from their epic Red Nose Day climb of Mount Kilimanjaro.
*Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley romp through their Mamma Mia! sequel with Philip Glenister and Alan Carr as two prospective fathers to young Sienna.
*The Royle Family switch on their television set especially for Comic Relief,
*Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant ponder the Office as an opera in a special sketch and
*Denise Van Outen reports as twins struggle for life in an African hospital,
*Jonathan Ross and Claudia Winkleman introduce some very special dancers.
Time: 10:35 PM to 11:05 PM
Fern Britton and Alan Carr introduce:
*Robbie Williams as he stars in a new Little Britain sketch,
*Davina McCall reports from Africa
*Gavin and Stacey's James Corden takes Smithy to a hotel where he collides with David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand and the rest of the England squad and teaches them a thing or two.
*Comic Relief Does the Apprentice .. who gets fired by Sir Alan Sugar?
*Al Murray is the Pub Quiz Landlord,
*Two comedy double acts, Armstrong and Miller and Mitchell and Webb, join up as four very peculiar World War II pilots, before Mitchell and Webb lure Armstrong and Miller into the curious world of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
*Oasis perform live in the studio.
Time: 12:00 AM to 2:05 AM
Graham Norton gets all dressed up to present the final hour of comedy and music,
*Stand-up comedy from Omid Djalili,
Jason Manford and Lenny Henry - flown by helicopter from a performance of Othello up north.
*There is an extremely dressed-down, star-studded version of You Can Keep Your Hat On from the Full Monty,
*Katy Brand's fashion daydream about Kate Moss and Sadie Frost comes true.
Time: 2:05 AM to 3:40 AM
James Corden and Mathew Horne present a red-nosed dose of the best bits of comedy from here, there and everywhere over the last two years.
Presented from the privacy of their own flat - which happens to have an audience of 70 people in it - expect the unexpected and great comedy from all the finest comedians of the day.
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Drama: Casualty, Holby City, The Bill, Hustle, Skins, Shameless, Ashes To Ashes
Game/Quiz Shows: Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Have I Got News For You, Deal Or No Deal (UK), Q.I.
Education/Documentary: Planet Earth, Horizon, Panorama, Mark Thomas (Comedy) Product
Food: Hell's Kitchen, Jamie Oliver, The F Word, Kitchen Nightmares, Masterchef, Great British Menu, Gordon Ramsay's Cookalong
Home/Property/Garden: Property Ladder, How Clean Is Your House?, Changing Rooms, Grand Designs, Homes Under The Hammer, To Buy Or Not To Buy
Motoring: Top Gear, Fifth Gear
Music: Top Of The Pops, Jools Holland, Glastonbury
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Sci-Fi: Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Torchwood, Primeval
Sport: Football (Soccer), Cricket, Rugby, Snooker, Darts, Formula One (F1GP)