After a group of U.N. Beauty Pageant contestants receive a private guided tour of the Pentagon, a microdot pertaining to H.A.W.K., the anti-I.C.B.M. missile systems, was missing. Noah sent an agent to N.Y. to check out the girls, but the agent was stabbed outside the contestant's hotel, and the last thing he said before he died was "38-23-36". Al is sent to the pageant as a fashion photographer to figure out what "38-23-36" means, and to retrieve the microdot.
Cast: Robert Wagner (Alexander Mundy); Jane Betts (Hilda), Bart Burns (Henry Moore), Charles Dierkop (Radko), Nancy Kovack (Penny Colbert), Ann Morell (Rosette), Curt Lowens (Kurt)