The new commit list is out! If you like crap, you'll be happy.
STARTING 4/26/09: DAISY OF LOVE
After an unsuccessful love match with Bret Michaels on Rock of Love, Daisy de la Hoya gathers twenty alpha males at her Hollywood Hills mansion to find love.
STARTING 5/4/09: NEW YORK GOES TO WORK
It’s been a while since we last saw Tiffany “New York” Pollard in these parts, but that is about to change: on Monday, May 4 at 10/9c, the HBIC of VH1 will return to her home planet with the reality series New York Goes to Work. And unlike New York Goes to Hollywood, viewers get to have a hand in Tiff’s antics. Full details in the press release below:
Admit it. You’ve missed her. Well good news—she’s back! Star of the hit I Love New York series, Tiffany “New York” Pollard returns to VH1 and this time she’s ready to…work? That’s right, VH1’s resident reality queen will experience what everyone else in America does—work a real job. She tackled the Hollywood world in New York Goes to Hollywood, and now Tiffany is gearing up to tackle America’s working world in New York Goes to Work, premiering Monday, May 4 at 10PM.*
After her rollercoaster journey in New York Goes to Hollywood, Tiffany found out that the acting world is harsh and landing roles isn’t always so easy. So what is a girl to do? Every actress needs a day job, even the queen of reality. Believe it or not, Tiffany will be trying to find a J-O-B…with your help!
Each week America will choose from a list of three possible job opportunities and vote via their mobile phones by texting which job they would like to see Tiffany try. Will she be a Cal Trans sewer worker, a mortuary beautician, or a fast food employee? It will be up to you. And don’t think it will be easy for Tiffany. She’ll be worked, in all aspects of the job! Why again is she doing this? For the money of course. If she can impress her new employers, she’ll receive a $10,000 bonus each week. But, if she quits, fails, or gets fired, she’ll get absolutely nothing.
Each episode will be available online at VH1.com the day after each on-air premiere. Additional exclusive video content will be available throughout the season on VH1.com and on VH1 Mobile.
So basically, you get to help choose what the HBIC is going to do every week. May we suggest voting for scenarios that involve children and/or animals? New York is typically at her very best when she is outside of her comfort zone. We’re counting on you to bring the pain, America!
EVERY FRIDAY: THE SOUP
Yeah I know I said I wanted to take things a little more highbrow but let's face facts: the audience for the Cronin crap is HUGE and a lot of it would not be put up publicly (for some reason)if I wasn't doing it. I'm really not comfortable with being the King of Trash, but I like making people happy. And don't be mistaken: I WOULD watch these shows either way. It's just not all there is to me. The other aspects of my personality don't translate as easily into torrent form.
Who give a shit anyway right? Just put it up and shut it up.
Of course, I'll finish ILM2 (that's getting especially good) and if you didn't see New York Goes to Hollywood you have NO idea the level of shit you're in for if you take the new NY show.