Captain Kremmen - Radio Series - Capital Radio
25 x 5 minute episodes - 128Kbps - Mp3 - Slimoo
Captain Kremmen was a science fiction radio serial set in the early 21st Century (The pilot opens in 2005). It was written and performed for Capital Radio by the DJ Kenny Everett. It featured the eponymous vain and dimwitted spaceship captain.
Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen - Born on Christmas Day in 1950, Kremmen was born in Liverpool, and grew up with an interest in becoming an astronaut like his idol, Dan Dare (Interestingly, Kremmen has several notable similarities to Dan Dare).
Graduating from the Space Academy, Kremmen went on to become the world's most fabulous man, as well as a captain for Star Corps (a parody of Star Wars). He also has bionic veins, and a bionic left foot, with a detachable big toe that converts into a space cannon.
Carla - An American, Carla is the world's most voluptuous woman. She came from a poor family, and used her beauty to get a job in Star Corps. Whenever alone with Kremmen, she persuades him into having casual sex with her.
Dr. Heinrich von Gitfinger - Named "Grelbman" in the graphic novel, Gitfinger is Kremmen's scientific aide from Germany. In some areas, he is portrayed as a Nazi. He is married and has children living in West Germany.
Other minor characters include Gonad, Schmuckstein, Threllmer and Fooman, who are all technicians aboard the Troll-1.