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[cinemageddon org] Kindergarten Ninja [1994/DVDRIP/XViD]

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Name:[cinemageddon org] Kindergarten Ninja [1994/DVDRIP/XViD]

Total Size: 743.49 MB

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Torrent From: http://cinemageddon.org/

cinemageddon proudly presents: 

Kindergarten Ninja.1994.DVDRIP.XViD-CG.avi


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filename: Kindergarten Ninja.1994.DVDRIP.XViD-CG.avi
filesize: 779,603,968
video codec: XviD ISO MPEG-4
video bitrate: 1169kbps
duration: 1:17:07
resolution: 720*544
fps: 25.000
audio codec: 0x0055 MPEG-1 Layer 3
audio bitrate: 166kbps VBR

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Blade Steel is larger than life; football star, ladies' man and recklessly out
of control. When Steel (Dwight Clark) is arrested for drunk driving, the judge
sentences him to 90 days community service teaching children at a community
centre. Reluctant to give this task much effort, Steel is in for the surprise
of his life when a kung fu kicking angel named Bruce is sent from heaven to help
Blade save himself.

starring: dwight clarke, juan chapa, donald teague
director: anthony chan

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316111/

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where to begin? before you even have a chance to marvel at the fact that "Blade
Steel" is not only really called that, but that he looks more like Al Bundy than
a nationally-respected footballer and high roller, you're confronted by the most
uncomfortable-looking policeman in the world reading a speech about how this
movie helps enforce the DARE message. that's right folks, this entire movie is
basically just Reefer Madness except demonstrably more hilarious in all ways.

basically, blade is a high-rolling well-loved football player who likes his girls
and his drink. obviously a much bigger threat to the world than psychopaths or
other nutjobs, god looks down upon blade from heaven (where the angels are clad
in white shirts and khaki slacks) and decides he must send "Bruce" the cliched
martial arts man down to earth to save blade from his life of debauchery. when
blade gets arrested for drink driving, he is forced to do 90 days of community
service at a grade school, which hilariously enough is the home ground of a new
drug dealer in town who pushes "buzz", a new incredibly addictive drug which
apparently tastes like sherbet, because he has 7-year-olds pushing it who he
proceeds to beat up if they don't make up quota for the week. if that wasn't
enough to mark this guy out as a bad guy, watch out for the words "BAD GUY!"
appearing underneath his face when he first appears on screen.

bruce's job, therefore, appears to be to make blade successfully complete his
mandated community service while a drug dealer happens to have his plans thwarted
at the same school. if becoming an angel is this easy then i think we're all
sorted.

i genuinely couldn't tell whether this movie was actually serious or taking the
piss for roughly the first hour. i have since come to the conclusion that it
is totally serious, and makes it even worse by attempting to lightheartedly
poke fun at itself, which backfires because it makes you think "why the fuck
did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make this?" i honestly don't know
the answer to that question, but it's for all our benefit that they did ;]


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"ninja is supreme and you have double crossed it! why did you do that!"
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