Montreal (Quebec) based KIDS EAT CRAYONS debut album: Kids Eat Crayons is for Lovers.
For people who love Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton.
GENRE: Jazz Metal Progressive
Band Members :
Voice : Jean-Philippe Major (Crimson Sunset)
Bass : Scott Kingsley
Guitar : Craig Sauvé
Drums : D. W. Lee (Stepper)
Alto Sax : Steve Reid
Piano : David Ryshpan (Indigone Trio)
Tenor Sax : Ben Henriques
(note: "Eat It or Wear It" features Colin Power on Alto sax)
Sometimes like jazz guys too sissy to play metal properly, sometimes like metal guys too aggressive to play jazz properly.
Sometimes like a hot day at the zoo when the llama decides to masturbate against a fence post and the kids start screaming and pointing while the parents offer them chocolate ass cream to distract them before heading back to the car to find that the family dog has exploded like a potato in a microwave, and no amount of ass cream will stop the kids from licking the windows.