Title: Book The 11th - The Grim Grotto
Author: Lemony Snicket
Read By: Tim Curry
Series Name: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Position in Series: 11
Total Duration: 5:58:57
Encoded At: CBR 80 kbit/s 22 KHz Joint Stereo
You'd be better off not reading anything more about this alarming volume, including this letter found on the back of the book.
Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair, underwater.
In fact, the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn't want me even to mention the worst of it, which includes mushrooms, a desperate search for something lost, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing.
As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans' lives. You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened.