"you will have your time to speak", the judge said to the vicar.
The vicar said nothing. He just stared into the dock with devilish solemnity.
He knew his fate, as did everyone in the court room that day.
Then suddenly, from the back of the court, came a loud voice.
"Stop it was me"
It was Sebastian the gardener.
"I stole the cakes from dear old Mrs Pentwhistle and it was me who shat in
The courtroom filled with gasps of disbelief as Sebastian confessed.