If you end up in Hell this will be your torture. It leaves a trail of pure vomit. Can you imagine instrumental rap music? Well I never tried to and then I watched this. First thing to do after the movie, except cutting off your fingers, is to quickly shoot yourself. I almost lost it. Hard to describe. There is this main theme playing more than enough in this crap and it's horrendous. I can't believe I watched it completely since it gets worse every other second. Plot? The end tries to sell us some moron's scheme about making human meat pies but after watching everything up to that point, you just don't give a weasel's ass anymore.
So what are these ZOMBIEZ? Guys with at least bad makeup? Nope just ordinary people with some blood stained shirts. Morons, retards, turds, blow-outs, gas echoing fume pipes - you name it. They can talk, use fake knives, produce sounds that equal Dean Cain having sex and off course eat liver. Now I made you think there is gore... Well if you find a sausage disgusting you need some help. The film crew probably used their lunch packs for this catastrophe. They didn't even make the effort of putting blood stains on a guys legs after he got shot. Is there something going on in my belly? Yeah I have a strong urge to visit the toilet just by writing this text.
What is actually going on in this film? Main character Josephine (whose ass is just too much in focus during the painfull hour and half) is running around and being chased by zombiez. That's it. A few people get killed 'cause the filmmakers constantly want us to see the effects that don't exist. We can always see the knives going around the victim. Never is there a clearly visible wound. Just ketchup. Sometimes some sausages or left overs from the butcher store are thrown in just for the fun of it. Yes this movie is pure crap. And the locations are hilarious. A huge abandoned group of factories and cargo trucks but nevertheless there is a guy practicing his basketball skills not to mention the guy in the chicken suit. Poor Josephine. She's all alone against a group of sausage fans. And for some unknown reason every phone is dead. But there is a twist! Josephine goes into the woods although she later returns to the factories. Now these wood scenes are mind blowing. From Josephine's historical struggle of crossing the river (forget epics like Ben Hur) to the insane dialogue between her and the cottage guy. And the wood zombiez are quite angry for some reason.
Josephine is damn stupid but if you throw a rock in her face.. she'll make a molotov cocktail and burn you to a crisp. Well not really but some smoke will be there. And you won't have any injuries actually. Another fascinating aspect of this movie are the quotes. Someone probably thought that will heighten the quality. Guess they were wrong.