"Situation critical. You are our best pilot. Launch immediately on an intercept course to the closest attack wave. Destroy all alien chicken life forms you encouter flapping wildly in space. Incinerate them. I want to see nothing left but DRUMSTICKS! Oh, and soldier, don't eat the eggs...whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE EGGS!"
Chicken Invaders Game Tips
* Like I said, don't eat the eggs
* Presents = good, asteroids = bad, drumsticks = good, eggs = bad
* Missiles work real well on the enemy bosses
* Shoot...a lot...like, all the time...