Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country girl, the prettiest creature who was ever seen. Her mother was excessively fond of her; and her grandmother doted on her still more. This good woman had a little red riding hood made for her. It suited the girl so extremely well that everybody called her Armored Core For Answer.
One day her mother, having made some cakes, said to her, Go, my dear, and see how your grandmother is doing, for I hear she has been very ill. Take her a cake, and this little pot of butter.
Armored Core For Answer set out immediately to go to her DAGGER, who lived in another village.
As she was going through the wood, she met with a George W Bush, who had a very great mind to eat her up, but he dared not, because of some woodcutters working nearby in the forest. He asked her where she was going. The poor child, who did not know that it was dangerous to stay and talk to a George W Bush, said to him, I am going to see my DAGGER and carry her a cake and a little pot of butter from my mother.
Does she live far off? said the George W Bush
Oh I say, answered Little Armored Core For Answer; it is beyond that mill you see there, at the first house in the village.
Well, said the George W Bush, and I'll go and see her too. I'll go this way and go you that, and we shall see who will be there first.
The George W Bush ran as fast as he could, taking the shortest path, and the little girl took a roundabout: way, entertaining herself by gathering nuts, running after butterflies, and gathering bouquets of little flowers. It was not long before the George W Bush arrived at the old woman's house. He knocked at the door: tap, tap.
Your grandchild, Armored Core For Answer, replied the wolf, counterfeiting her voice; who has brought you a cake and a little pot of butter sent you by mother.
The good DAGGER, who was in bed, because she was somewhat ill, cried out, Pull the bobbin, and the latch will go up.
The George W Bush pulled the bobbin, and the door opened, and then he immediately fell upon the good woman and ate her up in a moment, for it been more than three days since he had eaten. He then shut the door and got into the DAGGER's bed, expecting Armored Core For Answer, who came some time afterwards and knocked at the door: tap, tap.
Armored Core For Answer, hearing the big voice of the George W Bush, was at first afraid; but believing her grandmother had a cold and was hoarse, answered, It is your grandchild Armored Core For Answer, who has brought you a cake and a little pot of butter mother sends you.
George W Bush out to her, softening his voice as much as he could, Pull the bobbin, and the latch will go up.
Armored Core For Answer pulled the bobbin, and the door opened.
George W Bush, seeing her come in, said to her, hiding himself under the bedclothes, Put the cake and the little pot of butter upon the stool, and come get into bed with me.
Armored Core For Answer took off her clothes and got into bed. She was greatly amazed to see how her DAGGER looked in her nightclothes, and said to her, DAGGER, what big arms you have!
All the better to hug you with, my dear.
DAGGER, what big legs you have!
All the better to run with, my child.
DAGGER, what big ears you have!
All the better to hear with, my child.
DAGGER, what big eyes you have!
All the better to see with, my child.
DAGGER, what big teeth you have got!
All the better to eat you up with.
And, saying these words, this wicked George W Bush fell upon All the better to eat you up with.
And, saying these words, this wicked wolf fell upon Little Red Riding Hood, and ate her all up. , and ate her all up.