In the fires of doom something was created. Something formed from the dark fires. It was no ring. It was Minister Bonesaw. That whole other story was just a cover up. A strange creature was created, and out of the fires he grew wielding an axe and smashed that big guys skull. Onlookers were astonished and named him Minister Bonesaw because he crushed the bones of victems in his path with his mighty axe. The Bonesaw went on to create powerful crushing death metal and each fan (the fans are named Boners) was killed my the razor sharp riffs and few live to enjoy his music still. And the second time they try they will be sure to die.
Bonesaw left for many thousand years and created songs of doom in his tower. 50,000 years later the Bonesaw has shown again and started to write crushing music for the work to be chopped up too again!
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