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Dirty Jokes and Beer.pdf

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Dirty jokes and beer: stories of the unrefined.
By Drew Carey.

A woman is at a bar
drinking and depressed. A man walks in and sits next to
her. He, too, is drinking and depressed. After a time, the
man asks the woman, \"What are you so depressed
about?\"
She says, \"My husband left me because he thought I
was too kinky.\"
He says, \"Really? My wife left me because she
thought I was too kinky!\"
They order another drink, and she says to him, \'\'Hey
listen, we\'re both adults here, and it looks like we might
have a little something in common . . . whaddya say we
go back to my place and see what happens?\"
He says, \"Sounds like a great idea!\" And they finish
their drinks and leave.
When they get to her place, she says to him, \"Wait
right here, I\'m going to go change into something a little
more comfortable.\" She goes to her bedroom and puts on
some black leather boots with six-inch heels, a leather miniskirt,
a rubber bra with the nipples cut out, a dog collar,
and a leather hood. She then grabs a riding crop and some
handcuffs and saunters seductively out to the living room
where she sees the guy putting on his coat and hat and
heading out the door.
\"Where ya going?\" she asks. \"I thought we were going
to get kinky?\"
\"Hey,\" he says, \"I fucked your dog, I shit in your
purse . . . I\'m outta here!\"

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