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Absolutely was a British tv sketch show shown on Channel 4, and featured characters such as: Bert "Arse" Bastard, Little Girl ("It is it's TRUE!"), Denzil and Gwynedd ("I did take precautions Gwynedd....I took the precaution of marrying the ugliest woman in Swansea"), Calum Gilhooley ("Shall we watch a Davy Bond movie?"), Frank Hovis ("Lets say I ordered a number 2 on the menu and I got what I ordered, hot and steamy"), The Nice Family ("There is a rational explanation for all things rational"), The Stoneybridge Councillers ("We have facilities and other things and a ......Stoneybridge"), Don and George ("Stupid is buying 4 bicycle pumps for breakfast when we already have about four million").
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 1
First broadcast 22 August 1990, Channel 4
Find out how to use children as golf clubs and learn about Hitler's hair parting.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 2
First broadcast 29 August 1990, Channel 4
Ace dullard Callum Gilhooley entertains Jehovah's witnesses; Welsh DIY wizard Denzil discovers his wife Gwynedd is 17 years pregnant; and the world's only dyslexic mindreader.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 3
First broadcast 5 September 1990, Channel 4
Find out what fish really say to each other; plus a visit to the newly opened 'Hair for Mice'; and the disease for which there is no known cure: Thrumblenose.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 4
First broadcast 12 September 1990, Channel 4
Old Bert chases his peas around the plate; the town of Stoneybridge hopes to host the 1996 Olympics and Jack fails not to have a dink with Callum Gilhooley.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 5
First broadcast 19 September 1990, Channel 4
Sample some of Denzil's home-made wine, there's a choice of sardine, halibut or turbot; and a group of lawyers gargle their favourite TV theme tunes.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 6
First broadcast 26 September 1990, Channel 4
The Nice family go on a nature ramble and sing a song about going on a nature ramble. The little girl tells us about planes and two girls dance to All Things Bright And Beautiful.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 7
First broadcast 3 October 1990, Channel 4
Impress the ladies by becoming a Wakatuki warrior; Robin and Annabel reveal the secrets of their wedding present list; and the Nice family reveal all.
Absolutely - Series 2 Episode 8
First broadcast 10 October 1990, Channel 4
Belligerent geriatric Bert considers suicide; Callum is taken to court for being boring; and the Absolutelies sing their anthem.
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