Artist....: The Bradshaws
Title.....: Volume 18 - In Their Own Woolley Jumper
The Bradshaws is a fictional family created and voiced by the comedian and musician Buzz Hawkins.
The family was created for The Gary Davies Show with Gary Davies on Piccadilly Radio in 1983 when Hawkins wrote a poem about a family's day trip to Blackpool, this soon developed into a series. In 1986, Hawkins was made producer of The Phil Wood Show, on which he performed more Bradshaws material.
* It's cowboys and injuns, chewing gum and skyscratchers, soldiers and nylon stockings, and more besides.
* Water pistols at the ready, aim, fire! Billy ambushes his dad in the bog and Alf plans his revenge.
3. Hammered Nails
* Alf finally gets round to fixing the stair carpet, and the cupboard shelf, and nailing Audrey's head back on!
4. The Wrigleys
* What starts off with the price of a 'hice-cream' finishes up with a chat about the birds and the bees.
5. Keep A Secret
* It's hard not to lick the bowl after mixing a cake, and it's harder to keep the cake a secret when it's your dads birthday.
6. Broken Hearts & Absent Friends
* Valentine's day has arrived without a card for Billy - or Audrey (as usual).
7. If The Cap Fits
* All Billy wants to do is read his Beano comic but trouble looms when mam gets the wrong end of the stick.
8. Bellyaches & Long Grass
* Sympathy for Billy isn't forthcoming from Alf - or Audrey, when she finds out he's been playing with fire!
9. Wind-ups & Cock-ups
* Alf gives the new neighbour a helping hand moving her big chest and gets himself in trouble with Audrey.
10. Two Shoes Too Big
* Poor Billy's new shoes are killing him but he has to break them in for the weekend procession. It's female logic!
11. Back To School
* The old treadle machine is clacking away as Audrey makes some new shirt cuffs out of Alf's old fart flap!
12. Blue Alf & Cardinal Red
* Billy's in the wars with a scraped knee but that doesn't stop a rollicking from Audrey for swearing.