Greetings everyone! Welcome to Cinematic Titanic, the new movie riffing delivery system. We’re comprised of the original cast of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 - Trace Beaulieu, J Elvis Weinstein, and me Joel Hodgson – as well as some of the other great writer/performers from the show, Mary Jo Pehl and Frank Conniff. I’m happy to announce that we will be releasing all future episodes of Cinematic Titanic FREE-OF-CHARGE on the bit torrent system. What with gas prices soaring, food prices making you sick to your stomach, and job losses at an all time high, we thought it was only right to release ALL future releases of Cinematic Titanic FREE-OF-CHARGE. Thanks to George Bush ("The Worst President EVER!") and John McCain ("Not a 'Maverick,' but rather a sad little sidekick"), this country is in the crapper!
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Cinematic Titanic - Episode #4 - Legacy Of Blood
The Dean family patriarch has died and left a fortune to his children and servants. The occasion soon turns grim when they discover they must all must spend an entire week at the family estate ? together. It?s all the same old family routine: backbiting, billiards, rumors and innuendo, canings, pantsuits and ham ? until one by one, they start turning up dead.
It's like high school – with your family!
It's like Deliverance – with your family!
It's like a family reunion – with your family!
It's like nothing you've ever seen before.
CONTAINS ADULT THEMES! NOT REALLY DIRTY,
BUT KINDA, YOU KNOW... CREEPY.
Also graphic, though unrealistic violence.