Greetings everyone! Welcome to Cinematic Titanic, the new movie riffing delivery system. We’re comprised of the original cast of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 - Trace Beaulieu, J Elvis Weinstein, and me Joel Hodgson – as well as some of the other great writer/performers from the show, Mary Jo Pehl and Frank Conniff. I’m happy to announce that we will be releasing all future episodes of Cinematic Titanic FREE-OF-CHARGE on the bit torrent system. What with gas prices soaring, food prices making you sick to your stomach, and job losses at an all time high, we thought it was only right to release ALL future releases of Cinematic Titanic FREE-OF-CHARGE.
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Cinematic Titanic - Episode #2 - Doomsday Machine
American spies discover the Chinese have built a weapon capable of destroying planet Earth, a "doomsday machine" if you will, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days. Immediately, Project Astra, a manned U.S. space mission to Venus, is taken over by the military and half of its all-male crew is replaced by women just hours before launch. The reason for this becomes apparent when, shortly after Astra leaves Earth's orbit, said planet is completely destroyed (in a cataclysm of stock footage).
Will the crew of the Astra make it safely to Venus? Will the human race survive? Will you wish it didn't once you've seen this movie? Not when you watch with Cinematic Titanic! The riff light is on as they go head-to-head with this 1972 non-classic.