Trey Parker........:Joe Cooper
Matt Stone.........:Doug Remer
Dian Bachar........:Kenny 'Squeak' Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth.....:Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy.....:Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine....:Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn......:Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn.....:Joey Thomas
Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer (Parker & Stone),
invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules.
When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a
billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League
where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities.
Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team
standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of
the Dallas Felons (Vaughn) wants to institute.