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A very "eclectic" project by Ryan Adams, from ryan-adams.com
Awwwwwwshit. Look who put a bunch of new tunes on his website. Take a stroll down the substance-addled corridors of a very unique musical mind today by visiting Ryan Adams Dot Com, motherfucka.
If MC Adams' foray into low-budget rap last month left you cold-- or made you thirsty for more of the man's possibly brilliant brand of inanity-- you need to click here right now. On something called You Are the Audience...,Adams offers up no fewer than 36 new tracks, most of them well under aminute, and all of them pretty goddamn hilarious and/or insane.
You Are the Audience... is divided genre-wise roughly intothirds, the first comprised of high-speed, three-chord, tongue-in-cheekpunk, the second tempering the punk vibes with corny-ass beats (likelyfrom the same cheap beatbox as Adams' rap's backing track) and generalweirdness, and the third an onslaught of whiskey-soaked country jams.Alas (or praise the lord, depending on your capacity to tolerate thisguy), not much rapping here.
The whole thing is marinated in sound-bites, including plenty ofcock-a-doodle-dooing, toilet flushing, gun noises, helicopter chatter,and Chuck Norris snippets, surrounding some choruses you'll not soonforget, including:
"Unicorns for sale!"
"Grim Reaper sandwich shop!"
"Fuck you Abraham Lincoln, I don't owe you shit!/ Monster Mash, Monster Mash Incorporated!"
"Blah blah blah blah [vomit noise]"
But it's the opening line of the final track says it all: "Drunk as a pile of fuck."